In Mathura , there were two oil merchants Ram & Shyam. They minted money in this wholesale business. Both were moderately educated. They had two servants to assist them. Both were idiots to the core.
One day both of them met at a common place. After usual enquiries, their talk moved to their servants. Shyam said that his servant was idiot to the core and Ram said his servant was worse than Shyam's servant. They entered into a bet to prove their point.
Shyam called his servant,gave him Rs1000/- and told him to go to an electronics shop and get a 32 inch plasma color TV and drop it in his house. His servant took the money and calmly left the place.
Ram called his servant and told him to go his house and check whether he is at home or at his shop. His servant also left the place immediately. Now Shyam told Ram," You see what an idiot my servant is. How can he get a plasma color TV for Rs.1000/. He has not even asked for more money."
Ram told Shyam about his servant, "Just see I am here but that fellow without thinking is going to my home to check whether I am there or not. Let us have a break and see what is running in the minds of the servants.
The two servants met each other in a tea shop and discussed how idiotic their masters are. Shyam's servant said," My master is an idiot, he does not even know that all electronic goods shops are closed on Sundays and also he has not paid me extra money for taking the TV in an auto . Also why should I drop it there at his home, will it not break?"
Ram's servant told the other fellow," My master is a filtered idiot. He wants me to go to his home and check whether he has reached there or still in the shop. The fool has mobile phone with him. He can as well ring up his home and check it with his wife. He is asking me to go all the way."
I leave it to your choice, who is more idiotic-- Masters or the servants?
Shyam called his servant,gave him Rs1000/- and told him to go to an electronics shop and get a 32 inch plasma color TV and drop it in his house. His servant took the money and calmly left the place.
Ram called his servant and told him to go his house and check whether he is at home or at his shop. His servant also left the place immediately. Now Shyam told Ram," You see what an idiot my servant is. How can he get a plasma color TV for Rs.1000/. He has not even asked for more money."
Ram told Shyam about his servant, "Just see I am here but that fellow without thinking is going to my home to check whether I am there or not. Let us have a break and see what is running in the minds of the servants.
The two servants met each other in a tea shop and discussed how idiotic their masters are. Shyam's servant said," My master is an idiot, he does not even know that all electronic goods shops are closed on Sundays and also he has not paid me extra money for taking the TV in an auto . Also why should I drop it there at his home, will it not break?"
Ram's servant told the other fellow," My master is a filtered idiot. He wants me to go to his home and check whether he has reached there or still in the shop. The fool has mobile phone with him. He can as well ring up his home and check it with his wife. He is asking me to go all the way."
I leave it to your choice, who is more idiotic-- Masters or the servants?
Ram Ram
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